Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley
Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop
The first chapter of Piggy: Book 2. This is probably the last chapter that will be released in early September.
Me: How do you beat Alleys!!? I am raging!
Some YouTuber: How to beat Chapter 1: Alleys: Guide.
Me: Watches, likes, subscribes and comments.
P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?
P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.
P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.
When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
The assist you gave on that alley poop was spot on! She loved it!
winning game of marbles, Yorkshire dialect around Bradford
Na then! blood-alley!