Norwegian Ankle Biter

while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern

i gave my buddy a Norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the poop marks on his face!

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j'd my ankle

To twist you ankle violently while walking on a relatively flat grade. This is followed by falling to ground and cursing profusely.

"GODDAMN IT!"
"Dude, what's wrong"
"I just fuckin j'd my ankle"

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knocking ankles

When someone breaks your ankles in any sport

That kid just made you got knocking ankles

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Jacking her ankles

Another term for banging a chick.

A) Dude, are you going to Jack her ankles tonight?
B) I jacked her ankles last night.
C) I'm jacking her ankles later after she has a few more shots.

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townhouse cracker ankles

A white ankle looking similar to a stack of Townhouse crackers.

For black chicks, it's there similar to a stack of rye chips.

Damn girl, you got some crazy ass Townhouse cracker ankles.

After seeing that black chick naked last night I really wanted some rye chips from looking at her ankles.

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Spun right round the ankles

Describing drunkenness, being messed up, can not walk straight

Look at that hobo he can't even stand, must be "spun right round the ankles"

Knock Them Ankles Loose

Coined by the YouTuber Tpindell. It means to have sex with another woman. She will have her feet up in the air and while you are raming her with your rock hard cock her ankles will move side to side like they are loose.

Yo baby girl you know I love you and everything. I just want to be your friend but on a side note can I knock them ankles loose.

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