Chocolate, pudding, pannacotta, they just damage your teeth, ats...
Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
When the smell of weed travels threw the bag
The fresh cut weed perfume-ate straight threw the bag
Getting drunk/stoned when you shouldn't have and in hindsight comparing yourself to a fish falling for a worm on a hook. This is originally a Ween lyric.
I ate the worm last night, and tonight I'll probably do it again.
to serve pussy/cunt effortlessly
-Did you see what Karen wore today?
-Yeah, she totally ate it up!