Random
Source Code
Random
Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.
They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!
117👍 91👎
A lot of people think 'Grand Theft Auto' is the theft of a car itself. It is, in fact, theft of $500+ worth of things from INSIDE, or off the car.
Hayley: I was a victim of Grand Theft Auto!
Mia: Really? How much stuff was stolen?
Hayley: Everything in the car! My laptop, my Ipod, and they even took the car badge!
11👍 5👎
someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
36👍 24👎
best fucking game ever made....
kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!
After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto
68👍 53👎
When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.
When you purposefully put random letters/words in a text message to form a non-sense text just to find out how the recipient will respond.
Guy 1: HA! Sophie just texted me "Sandcastles not?" She's wasted!
Guy 2: No man, either she's wasted or you just got auto-correct rouletted. Careful with that!
5👍 1👎