awkward rock

A variation on awkward turtle created by hitting your fist onto an open, outstretched palm. The ringing verberation of the contact should accentuate the silent awkwardness. Awkward rock is awktastic.

Lance Bass: hey guys I'm gay
Everyone: HAHAHA WE KNEW IT!
Justin Timberlake: awkward rock *plop*

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awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

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Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.

soooo..... *awkward llama*

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awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.

person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.

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Awkward Lean

An attempt to pose by leaning backwards to try and make oneself look better in a photo, however leans back too far and looks like they are about to fall over.

Very common in girls photos on social media websites.

That girl has an 'Awkward Lean'.

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awkward window

A cars electric window that moves slower when trying to block out an something awkward, such as an argument outside the car.

We were sitting in Mels car when the neighbours came out and had a massive argument, but Mels awkward window took FOREVER to block it out.

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Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

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