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When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.
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Doesn't know why the N-word is racist
Big Bake don't know the nword
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The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.
Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?
Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.
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Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.
Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"
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Toking it up, then leaving.
Yo, I'm in a hurry, so I'm just gonna bake and break!
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Smoking marijuana during a snowstorm
Bro, were getting 12 inches tonight, come over and lets flake & bake.
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It's usually used for cleaning/cooking purposes, but it can act like cocaine for the broke and misfortunate living in the ghetto. It's easy to find at your local stores; much less expensive than cocaine. It doesn't have the same effects as cocaine, but people can only pretend.
"I'm in love with that baking soda!"
"Look at all this baking soda"
"You have the baking soda?"
"I got baking soda!!!"
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