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When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.
Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
Verb. The act of farting in an open vagina.
Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.
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The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.
I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.
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Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
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When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.
Female clowns give me balloon dick.
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