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Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.

Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.

by 7oh! June 9, 2010

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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by April 23, 2023


Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022


Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023


Spongy bark

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid

God, I just did a spongy bark

by spongy-bark December 7, 2022


ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015