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The result when your sister mistakes your sea monkey aquarium for her douche bag.
This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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An uninformed loudmouth, usually wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat, that uses the race card at inappropriate times
That empty barrell sounds dumber than Sharpton when she opens her cracker ass mouth
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A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from
Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else
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draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep
Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.
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When a girl quiefs and farts at the same time.
When I pulled out of my girl she started double barreling!
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In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.
Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.
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One who is on something quickly. (plural) A group of people hanging around one area such as a table or heater.
That guy was on that like a bum on a barrel. (Plural) You guys are standing here like bums on a barrel.
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