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Telling your friends about a girl that's so hot you would even lick her ass
Did you see that girl! Her ass was amazing. I would definitely have a slumber party in her basement.
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Just someone asking to see a basement in your home. Nothing more.
Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.
congratulations you have mastered life! Now you know how to hide a body. YAY!! If you killed this person for someone you are a Yandere
Theres a body in my basement and I had nothing to do with it ;)
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It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!
You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.
Parent: whaaa!?!?
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When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.
Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?
No, I’m only at 7
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Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.
The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!
On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.
You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.