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Blue Batman

The dark whispy clouds seen over the horizon at dawn or dusk.

"The sunrise is beautiful, but these blue batmans are tripping me out"

by kingofthen0rth February 13, 2018


Batman Time

Going to sleep after 6 am and waking up at 3pm or later

I missed class because I am on Batman time

by Slam7550 May 29, 2013


Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017


Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022


A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021


GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).

Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021


batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 27, 2022