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When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.
Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)
A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you
Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again
Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off
Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off
To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.
Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.
Leon: Bruh how do you do that?
Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.
Leon: Aye that’s my boy
The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.
I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.
a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.
Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.
Only real intellectuals know
LL: You know that song?
AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD