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Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch
A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you
Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again
When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.
Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)
A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.
"Hey, how was your date last night?"
"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."
Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off
Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off
To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.
Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.
Leon: Bruh how do you do that?
Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.
Leon: Aye that’s my boy