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A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.
Dude1 - Did we get free beer last night?
Dude2 - Na man thats just a myth bra.
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Bum beer is related to Bum wine, however the "beer" part is actually a misnomer as it is Malt Liquor. Usually purchased with panhandled coins, or money made from recycling scrounged cans and bottles. These are usually found in the singles cooler for $2.50 or less, available in either 40oz bottles or 24oz cans, and oft times covertly consumed in the parking lot of the establishment where it was purchased. Well known brands of Bum beer in the western United States include such favorites as Steel Reserve, Camo, and Hurricane. Special flavored variants sexist for certain age sets, ethnicities, as well as gender. These include Joose, Four Loko, Colt .45 Blast, as well St. Ides. The things these have in common is the cheap price, and the high alcohol content. Also, consumption is a requirement to live in Roseburg.
Ray-Ray must of pawned his Mom's teeth, he's got a bag full of Bum beer and smokes. Or, Don't buy none of that Bum Beer. It gives me the shits.
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act of going to the local liquor establishment to replentish supply of alcohol for the party, while in a drunken state
Son of a bitch we're out it's time for a beer run.
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A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.
Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.
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A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.
Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.
Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!
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This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.
Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.
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a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk
they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone
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