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A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.
Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?
Performing oral sex on a girl before having sex with her
lick it before you stick it :P
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When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA
Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
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To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.
Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.
Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!
Getting a win on Fortnite after 6:00 pm
Ay yo Jayden, let's get a quick dub before bed.
Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!
Me: Fuck.
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A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
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