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The one person in your life who you trust and care about more than any of your friends, even your close ones. The first person you think about when someone says "Why don't you call a friend?". Someone you can stay up all night talking to, even if you have nothing to say. Your greatest comfort, and also your greatest source of laughter. The one and only person who will always be there for you, no matter what. Even though you may find other people to call "best friends" in your life, that one person will always be there at the back of your mind, waiting for you to take them back
Harriet-Hey, Bea? Can you talk?
Beatrice-Of course, Har. But why are you calling me at 3 in the morning?
Harriet-I don't know...I just really need to talk.
Beatrice-Okay. About what?
Harriet-Fredrick. He...he...
Beatrice-They had to go through with the open heart surgery after all!?
Harriet-**stifles a sob** They did, Bea. They did.
Beatrice-Oh Har, I'm so sorry.
Harriet-Oh, thanks, Bea. But it's just...he was so young and full of life--
Beatrice-Har, he's 87 years old. It was bound to happen sometime.
Harriet-**laughs**. Oh, Bea, you always know how to cheer me up! Seventy-five years later, and we're still best friends.
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Jerk: Your a pussy!
Me: You are what you eat. What's your excuse, dick?
BEST COMEBACK EVER
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You should subscribe to Dumbass Dinosaurs, They are the best youtuber EVAAAA!
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Tupac Shakur. and may he rest in peace
The Best Rapper
Tupac- The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams
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the person who is the best in the world ever
Amanda is 'the best person' in the world ever, Gavin is not
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1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.
2. Unfuckable.
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?
John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
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Best cousin: adj; "The description of the cousin that you are closest to. There are all the cousins, but there is one who is the "best cousin"."
"Hey what's up cuz!!" "What's up best cousin!?" "I know man, we should Fuck shit up sometime!" "I'm totally down bro!" "See ya later best cuz!!.."
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