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Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.
Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.
female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin
I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!
A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.
Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.
Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.
The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.
I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.
When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.