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An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.
The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941
"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"
"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"
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a person of middle eastern decent. Whos favorite hobby is usually bombing his neighbors cars.
Allah that damn car bomber put c4 in my back seat.
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Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel
Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy
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1) A game which AVGN reviewed that says its name in extremely effin' hilarious southern USA accent.
2) A type of extremely powerful bomber.
1. Game: BEE SEVENTEEN BAWWWWMER
AVGN: BEEEEEE... SEVUNTEEEEEEEN BAWWWWWWWWMURRRRR.
2. Damn, they just sent a B-17 Bomber into Baghdad. They trying to scare out all the sand niggers?
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A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.
"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."
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to be a abdeed boogie bomb is to be a Muslim slave and bomb a innocent family causing them to bust down stanky style
and hit that grid grid
jaxon i cant believe u are a abdeed boogie bomber
A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.
The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")
Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)
Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")
Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
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