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A lame co-worker, who stops by your office every morning to talk incessantly about his pathetic life. Most conversations tend to have no point, and the "door bore" usually will drone on and on about himself and his activities before bothering to ask how you are. Typically, the door bore will lean in the doorway of your office, with coffee cup in hand. The door bore can also work cubicals. Out of the office, these individuals are known as time whores.
Not to be confused with office slackie, who tends to continue this activity throughout the day.
John is such a door bore, this morning he came in and told me about a dream he had. Like I care!
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The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver.
The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?
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though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.
joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.
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Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent
He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!
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To get completely wrecked beyond belief over the course of a few days with use of illegal substances and alcohol.
Come'on boys, are going FULL BORE tonight or what?!?
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Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.
A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.
A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.
Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.