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door bore

A lame co-worker, who stops by your office every morning to talk incessantly about his pathetic life. Most conversations tend to have no point, and the "door bore" usually will drone on and on about himself and his activities before bothering to ask how you are. Typically, the door bore will lean in the doorway of your office, with coffee cup in hand. The door bore can also work cubicals. Out of the office, these individuals are known as time whores.

Not to be confused with office slackie, who tends to continue this activity throughout the day.

John is such a door bore, this morning he came in and told me about a dream he had. Like I care!

by Line Drive May 2, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bore job

The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver.

The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?

by Ethan Peter August 14, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD May 2, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Full Bore

To get completely wrecked beyond belief over the course of a few days with use of illegal substances and alcohol.

Come'on boys, are going FULL BORE tonight or what?!?

by Bradderscheee August 4, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bored Potato

Bored Potato - a potato who is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into an infinite pit of boredom.

Why are you reading this? Go outside or something. Stop wasting your time reading this. Why are you still here?

I am a Bored Potato, I guess. That was random.

by Bored Potato September 17, 2019


Bore-Whore

Someone who annoys everyone talking about how slurry they are (usually talking about who they slept with or the amount if money they earn from the strip joint)

Bore-Whore:Omg Kelly guess who I slept with last night. My Monday guy cause it is Monday so tomorrow it is Tuesday guy!
Kelly: ugh you are such a bore-whore

by obl6ng August 5, 2019