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I took one look and chad and knew... we would be tubbin’ buddies for life
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A female friend with enormous boobs and a great sense of humor she lets you dance with her and cuddle with her on the couch without sexual interaction. The boob buddy wears tight clothes in tight jeans that attracts men but rathers be their friend than being a girlfriend.
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When 2 or more people are riding the train together multiple times for an extended period of time. They bond, and share experiences. They become best friends!
They always need a nickname.
(They become better friends if all of them ride the train EVERYDAY instead of parents driving them.)
Alright sounds good, we can be train buddies! what should our nickname be?
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Another word for a Booty Call, Fuck Friend, Fuck Buddy, or Friend With Benefits.
This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
James: Who can I call tonight for a piece of ass? Everytime I call Ava she wants to talk about dating me after I blow my load in her dirty Vaj.
Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
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Friends who get together once a year to see a live concert.
Let's get together with our concert buddies to see the rock concert next month.
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Someone you meet up with online and masturbate with on cam. There are two likely outcomes to this situation- you either eventually get over each other, or eventually get under each other. It depends on how excellent and sexy the wank buddy is as to which you will allow to happen.
A classic mistake is performed by the "one sided" wank buddy- ie, only one person puts on their cam and relies on the snazzy wording of the other person to get them off. When they eventually see the other person, they usually turn out to be a middle aged fat man eating a bag of doritos with the same hand he's wanking with. This leads to suicidal moments and feelings of being deeply unclean. TAKE NOTE- Screen your prospective wank buddy before you take off your pants and get stuck in.
"No, I don't want to watch Glee with you, I've got plans with my wank buddy"
"Thank God I've got a wank buddy, or I'd just cry myself into a sexless and frustrated sleep"
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This is the most annoying thing ever! It's a program on AIM that allows users to see who views their profiles and always pictures you as the #1 spot on who views it most. It makse you feel like a stalker and should be banned.
People who read my profile:
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Add this to your profile...
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