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How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.
Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.
Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.
Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."
When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.
When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
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(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations
(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations
ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.
ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!
When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!