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A worker who will abruptly stop working and leave for an unknown reason
"He just stopped working for no reason and left. He's a real Worker C."
People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.
Better set up more chairs in the sanctuary so all the C and E folks have a place to sit.
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Pronounced "see-lai".
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
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(C-squared) To cut off a right angle on a path.
For instance, you may be walking from point A to point B to point C which resembles an L shape. To C^2 that, you walk straight from point A to point C, which makes a diagnol line, or the third side of a right triangle.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point B is 10 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point B to point C is 8 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point C is 12 feet.
-this would make a right triangle
-it is shorter to walk 12 feet from POINT A TO POINT C, rather than walking 18 feet, from Point A TO POINT B TO POINT C...
You just C SQUARED THAT SHIT!
John needed to walk in the quads, so instead of taking the rectangular path, he cut across the middle and C^2 that shit!
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cunt boy
A human male with a vagina instead of a penis.
I don't really like c-boys, but becky likes them for some reason
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A C-Thug is a corporate thug. A nerd who has kissed enough ass or happened to have parents or relatives that decided to start their own company. Either way they are untouchable, and cannot be fired for the mean/out of line shit they say. They spend most of their days at work talking down to people and acting like they'd fuck someone up, if it came to it, which it never does. Most of their abuse is in the form of email, similar to an E-Thug.
Damn I guess I didn't follow policy on this request. Instead of directing me to the list of procedures this bitch decided to go C-Thug on me! She sent me an email talkin shit! I saw her facebook, this bitch is a fucking square!
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A gay ass nigga who can sense unsucked cock, and leeches off people who have money and hates people who have nothing for him.
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