a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets
dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina like a mothafukka
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A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park
Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing
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A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.
She's such a slabber cabbage
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The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage
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Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)
Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.
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A vagina that is overused, abused, and a something borrowed... Multiple times. It can also be identified with a horrendous smell and lips that look like two pieces of bacon strung together with some yarn.
Yo, I was about to get down with this chick the other day, but she had a cabbage snatch comparable to a Thai prostitute.
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wet vagina lips that hang lower after sex than before sex
"So i played with her til she looked like a sloppy cabbage."
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