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When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see
Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.
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A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy
She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt
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The cactus effect is the feeling when you've newly shaved your balls and your sack stings your penis.
"Man, I've got a really bad cactus effect now."
"You've shaved your balls wrong!"
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Noun: a person with features like unto or relating to both cacti and genitals, perhaps manifesting in juvenile facial hairs and greasiness. An expletive most often connoting negatively.
"Hey, did you see that fucking guy, most definitely named Steve? Yo, that some genital cactus sheeyit."
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When a woman forgets to shave her vaginal area, and it is quite sweaty.
OUCCHHH that hurts my genitalia, your sweaty cactus is rubbin my penis!!!!S
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Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.
"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"
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he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...
and filled with yummy liquid!
"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"
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