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Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool
A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.
Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.
Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.
Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).
The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.
When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d
My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!
Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
Bro Calvin your ready for the world
So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream
I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me
W relationship.
Freind: y’all’s relationship is the best.
Freind 2: yea your a real Calvin and lois
You guys are such Calvin and lois’s