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When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!
when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse
My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night
Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.
Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!
Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo
Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)