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when you wipe from back to front, thus creating a poo poo canoe.
hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.
The female genitalia known as the clitoris
After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.
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someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.
"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."
or
"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"
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A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.
The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.
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