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What Karen thinks is in the coronavirus virus vaccine
Me: are you vaccinated
Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
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This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.
The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.
If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).
It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?
Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!
Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
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The art of sneaky around doing something dodgy.
Adapted from splinter cell popular video game
"I was total splinter cell styles as i crept out last night"
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A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
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A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
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When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.
"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
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To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.
Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.