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The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.
Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?
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Also known as California Christmas bud. Seasonal type of canibis that grows in California which consists of a very light green color, fuzzy texture and smell of pine.
This type of marijuana spreads like wildfire throughout the entire southwestern United States during it's season (december). It's value is up to 3 or more times as its conventional counterparts.
Also called Christmas Tree Bud, or Christmas Weed.
It is most likely the best quality of marijuana grown in the United States.
Whoa dude, this Christmas Bud got me stoned for about 5 hours with just a couple of hits.
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The act of trying to get people into the mood for Christmas well ahead of the actual date of the holiday, usually by retailers to try to get people to buy merchandise.
Shopper #1: "Christmas Carols? already? For fuck sakes I just put away the Halloween deocorations".
Shopper #2: "It's Christmas foreplay, dude. Comes earlier every year. Sick"
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an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.
Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!
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Christmas Season is when the Christmas hype starts November 1st, stops on Thanksgiving and continues through until Christmas!! It is acceptable to listen to Christmas music in this time period.
*November 4th*
Lame Person- Why are you listening to Christmas music?
Awesome Person- Because it's Christmas Season!
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When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....
Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"
A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."
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Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy
"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"
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