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A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.
Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!
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God.
Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.
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A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.
1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego
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The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name
Chuck Norris is God
I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris
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(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
Dumb teen #1: "When I grow up, I wanna be part of Chuck Norris and Friends"
Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"
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Chuck Norris doesn't exist... If he did exist, he would have smashed my head against the keyboard any siodwjeifhwiehnfoiwhoejwofjwpfj2ewgooirj,mvlkui54hfihnu8g34eio3g4ohg3oir,v...
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Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.
Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!
Chuck Norris is GOD.
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