Chunky Whisk Broom

Whe a chick is giving you head and is so waisted she vomits chunks right into your pubic region....

“Man, Betty was so waisted giving me a blow job, she gave me a Chunky Whisk Broom right in my pubes!”

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Chunky Pickle Bug

An unusually enormous, ugly penis looking insect that is found in humans eyes.

If found in a females eye, her breasts will shrink three bra sizes and she will grow a huge bush on her vagina.

If found in a males eye, his penis will start to swell up and eventually become a chode and turn an moldy black color.

Stay away from penis looking bugs, and you should be okay.

John: "Yeah, my Aunt died from a Chunky Pickle Bug infection"
Suzie: "That's terrible!"

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Chunky Cat Water

Water in a cat's water dish that has cat food and other slimy substances floating in it because it has not been changed in several days.

My 12 year old gets sick when she has to change the chunky cat water.

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chunky fruit rollup

1) When a guy slams his penis deep into a girls mouth making her gag and throw up on his dick.

2) When you're deep throating a guy so hard, your gag reflexes kick in and you puke all over his dick.

Yeah man, Stephanie gave Milo a chunky fruit rollup the other day. It was great!

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Chunky Monkey Bunkie

a physically large, but not obese woman, that is generally under 30, is sufficiently hot enough to be doable more than once, has a great, fun, personality, and with whom you would not be embarrassed to be seen in public.

Two friends in a bar observe an attractive woman who is a 30 pounds over weight but carries it well on her 5'9" frame. She is vivacious, smiling and laughing in a most appealing way with her friends.

"Yeah she's a little big, but she is very cute and has a great rack! She' definitely Chunky Monkey Bunkie material, I'm going to go chat her up!"

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Humping the Chunky Salsa

To fuck a large Mexican in the ass.

Elanzer started to Hump Nick's Chunky Salsa, then I left.

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Chunky Peanut Butter

Nickname for a fat person that has bumps coming out all over the place on his/her body.

Did you see Chunky Peanut Butter over by the bar? She should not be wearing those shorts and that tank top.

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