fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

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dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

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Clean ratchet

1. It's a deceiving girl or guy that looks ratchet but is actually clean. No stds and is about a 6 to 7 on the ten scale.

2. A girl that looks like a slut or a whore and dresses like a ratchet but still looks hot enough and may also pertain to butter faces

Amanda binds clean ratchet

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clean steamer

The act between two partners farting simultaneously into each other’s butthole, while both their anus’ are pressed against one another.

“My girlfriend clean steamered me so hard last night while we were scissoring. “

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Clean Gangsta

A bad boy rockin plain t's and jerseys... shaved head but enjoys a surfer hair cut most of the time. Hats are a must in his apparel and all rep logos of sports teams or surfing companies. They like poppin' bottles and the purple drank although enjoy a cold beer on occasion. At first glance you may think they are badass but once you get to know them, you understand why they clean. They ain't down for the shit on the streets but if they get caught in a dirty sitch they are willing to defend their g's. Most likely if you see one they will be flippin gnarly 360 pop shuv its on your street. Make sure to video tape that shit cuz this scene don't happen very often.

Channing Tatum repped a clean gangsta in the hit Step Up

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cleaned up

When you are wearing a suit and look good as hell.

After I put on my suit, I thought to myself, damn man you clean up real nice

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clean kesha

1. a cute, blonde girl with good hygiene.

2. people often see a resemblance to pop star Ke$ha.

3. probably has an unnatural red streak in her hair

4. most likely plays lacrosse

Boy- "I saw Emily Newstrom eat shit on her bike on her way to class"

Friend- "You saw who?"

Boy- "You know, Clean Kesha!"

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