Clip one's rod

To clip someone's rod means to subject someone to something incredibly painful or strenuous, akin to the experience of circumcision. Often used ironically to express a teasing tone in prior statements, á la "getting one's goat" or "yanking one's chain".

To clip one's rod is to make them suffer, jokingly or not.

Paper clip Fetish

A fetish of paperclips where one frequently takes the colored ones with rubber over them and "de-clothes" them by taking that rubber off.

"Whats that person doing over there in the corner?"
"Their de-clothing that purple paper clip!"
"Wow, they must have a paper clip fetish."

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Nip-Clip

When the woman asks a man to bite her nipples so hard that it bruises for days.

Ingrid: Nip-Clip me you fucker.
Paul: (nip nip nip nip nip)
Ingrid: That's it, you'll bruise me for days.

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Paul: So... That was... Interesting.
Ingrid: Yeah when I splurted milk/blood over your face.
Paul: o_o

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clip around the ear

When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.

If you keep giving me backchat, you'll get a clip around the ear

hit my clip

Call me on my cellular telephone. Hit meaning to call, and clip meaning cellular telephone.

Mike: Alright, I'll see you around Yeeli, you know you can always hit my clip
Yeeli: Don't talk to me.

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oh clippy clip

A phrase used when another person is complaining about how awful their life is, when they really don't have it as bad as others. a way of saying, "oh well." much like saying, "oh boo hoo," or "cry me a river."

"I just failed my math test, and my girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm grounded!"

"Oh clippy clip."

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Lip Clip

When a woman sits down on your face covering your lips with her vaginal lips.

i couldnt breathe when she had me in the lip clip until i sneezed!

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