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a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she's fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to SCREAM! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is...
DAMN! that lady Dee Close-Smith is one BIG BITCH!
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Fragile. Handle me with care. Ticking time bomb.
Dont ever bring your new girl around me. You better play me close.
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The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
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if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!
CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?
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male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.
Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."
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A version of Arabians Acrobats (see for details). This variety of AA is that the cups are now back to back.
I got wasted off that game of close quarters.
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