bros before clothes

(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circumstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.

Guy 1- "Hey guys, I can't watch 300 tonight."
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"

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whore in sheep's clothing

a girl who seems nice and conservative, but in reality is a slut

"I got herpes."
"What!? I thought you said you met that chick from church!"
"Yeah, she turned out to be a real whore in sheep's clothing."

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Clothing Hanger

a gender, usually found in feminist and katy parry

You:"Oh Wasup Girl?" Clothing Hanger "The fuck did you just call me?! I am a Hanger!' YOU: "excuse me but..." Hanger "I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH"

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Lintless clothes

After you've worn and washed your clothes for years, they stop leaving lint in the clothes dryer lint trap.

Yup, I've worn these cool duds for so many years they are now among my favorite lintless clothes.

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Pulling a Church Clothes

The act of assuming that every man on the face of the Earth wants to fuck you. The most common occurrences of this phenomenon take place in Paris.

Bro she thinks all these French men love her, she is pulling a church clothes.

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

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wolf in sheeps clothing

A GOOD PHUCKING SONG

person 1: have you heard wolf in sheeps clothing?

person 2: no.

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