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Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.
All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"
*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!
when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.
"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat
An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.
Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?
Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.
Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?
Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.
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Often followed by the words; you've pulled, i've got a knife.
Basically, telling someone its time to go.
*Boy looks over*
Girl 1: Get yer coat, you've pulled ;)
Girl 2: Oh god, not him.
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Usually meaning that a guy is in the closet about his homosexuality or bisexuality, and is deathly afraid of telling his peers or family, though he fucks guys secretly behind everyones back.
GOD! Sean is such a coat hanger fag! I cant fuckin stand it! Why cant he just tell everyone he is bi?
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A student who carries drugs in their uncircumcised penis.
Yeahan, I have drugs. Its in my trap coat
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Cumming in someone's mouth, or for the recipient to solicit multiple ejaculations from multiple partners -- an interior bukkake.
"Jack loves to play 'coat the throat' but unfortunately my paint brush is too sensitive for that kind of inside work."
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