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a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags
the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face
When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"
Black coffee with a fat slab of butter
“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”
if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist
I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!
The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.
Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.
a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious
Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.
Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.
Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.