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When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.
Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.
"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."
Range Coffee is like College Coffee, but without the cocaine.
I had some of your range coffee last night and everybody at work is staring at me right now.
a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags
the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face
When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"
Black coffee with a fat slab of butter
“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”
if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist
I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!