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Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.
Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.
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A site that Greek people talk shit about each other, and bitchy sorority girls arguing about what houses are top tier. Where useless none sense happens.
Post: Top 10 hot girls in school
Reply: your mom
Reply2: your dad
Reply3: tori lee
Reply4: who the fuk is that
Reply5: she is in tridelt
Reply6: lol nice. tridelts are easy.
you can see the above anywhere on college acb . com
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A small Jesuit college in Baltimore, MD. *Lots* of pretty girls go here, which is mad sweet for the guys because the ratio is 7 girls to every 3 guys. It is a challenging learning environment which with its name on your resume is certain to get you a sick job (especially if you go to the business school).
"Loyola College was the best four years of my life. I got mad chicks, and then after four years of constant partying, I got a SWEET job in NYC."
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A small, private, liberal arts college located in upstate South Carolina (Spartanburg to be exact). Also known affectionately as the new Harvard of the South which has a 13 to 1 squirrel to student ratio. School where if you are pretty, upper class, and smart you will be the norm. However, niches of diversity exist. Wofford has super accessible professors and staff and consistently rank in the top ten colleges and universities in study abroad. Mascot is the terriers. Colors are black and gold
She was the salutatorian of her graduating class. She is headed to Wofford College in the fall.
Wofford's president Dr. Dunlap used to be a professional ballerina.
Wofford has more freaking squirrels than I have seen in my whole life.
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An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:
OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?
I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.
Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?
Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!
Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...
Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!
OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
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A fairly well known liberal arts college located in the heart of Boston, with specialties in the performing arts, film, journalism, and communications. Overall, a pretty kick ass place, especially since Jay Leno and the Fonz are alum. Students are artsy.
Yeah, that Emerson College student may be gay or artsy, but he will totally be in a movie later.
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A tavern or bar room or cheap gin mill. This is due to the fact that Australians are known for excessive drinking and spending too much time in gin mills.
Joe is over at Australian College getting his load on.
The only education he got was sitting on a bar stool in Australian college.
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