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That guy had a Nick Collins. It had to be at least 1 meter long
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A communist who hates America with a flaming passion. he would like to move to Canada, put bombs all across the Canada/U.S. border, and blow it up so they will be separated. Before he plans on doing this, he wants to go surfing. He has also been heard calling the U.S. Mexico touchers.
Collin Robert is my favorite Canadian surfer!
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A large town in northern Colorado. Similar to boulder except larger, with less shit to do. Four large high schools, two smaller schools. lots of white kids. Often called the "vanilla valley". lots of breweries, some microbrews. high school breakdown:
FCHS: mexicans and semi-rich white kids
FRHS: trust funds and shit
PHS: Mexicans, hicks, IB kids
Rocky: Mixed breed
Polaris: weed and hipsters
Centennial: Kill people burn shit fuck school
Person 1: "Let's go to fort collins!"
Person 2: "Yeah, maybe we can catch a shitty b-list rapper who had a hit underground song 20 years ago."
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God-sent material to embarassing parents.
Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.
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a whole MOOD, absolute queen. most relatable person ever to exist
Gemma collins.. the fucking hair is frazzled
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A real life super hero. If you can beat her at PT you have sold yourself to the devil. Yes... The devil.. Usually comes in a small compact frame and kicks you in the ribs when youre laying on the ground.
That guy just Molly Collinsed and did the incredible.
MSGT Bruce could never pull off a Molly Collins
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A highly irritating 'musician' Once with the hooror of Genesis and later all manner of hell in a solo career.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Hey, would you like to listen to 'No jacket required' by Phil collins?
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
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