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A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible
The act of performing a fart transfer into a female's rectum then proceeding to go down on her. During this, she farts her (your) fart into your mouth in which you proceed to cup the gas in your cheek and immediately jump on top, stick your penis inside and blow the fart transfer directly I to her nose while she blows it out through her mouth back into your nose for you both to enjoy the euphoric sensation of the ultimate fart transfer
Me and my girl tried the colon fogerty last night, I've never cummed so hard in my life
The act of sticking a shank in your penis and stroking it
"I'm colonizing it, Stan!!! I'm colonizing it!!"
The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.
"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"
I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!
Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on
- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle