When you stop posting on an online forum/message board for a while then suddenly come back, you have just came back from an e-coma.
Dude123: LOLZ
Dude456: HEY I'M BACK FROM MY E-COMA
Dude123: LOLZ
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The uninformed way of saying apostrophe. Typically used by the African American population.
βPlease spell your babyβs name for me.β
βOk, S-h-a (high coma) N-E-E-K-W-Aβ
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When someone in a coma has their feet "fall asleep", can't wake up to fix their blood flow, and their toes turn blue.
1."After my car crash, the next thing I remember is waking up 2 days later with the worst case of coma toes ever!"
2."Man you need to eat better, you're too pale. Look at your feet man, you look like you got coma toes!"
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This is the lack of Sex for more than Six months. (This does not apply to virgins.)
Jack's new girlfriend has him in a sex coma.
Virgin woman usually keep there boyfriends in a sexual coma until marriage.
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the act of smoking PIFF and the after effects, leave you feeling as if you were in a coma.
black guy: yo, man whachu tryna do today nigga?
unsuspecting white guy: i dont know man, you still know
you still know those "niggas" from
philly?
black guy: yeah my nigga why?
unsuspecting white guy: well, can they still get the piff?
black guy: hell yeah my nigga!(gives the white guy daps)
unsuspecting white guy: good im trying to go into a piff coma
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Similar to a "food coma," one gets a drink coma from being too full to function after drinking too much. This ranges through many beverages- all the way from alcohol, to juice.
I can't drink hot cocoa right now, if I drink hot drink right now, I'll fall into a drink coma and I will pass out instantly
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