Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.
Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!
Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.
The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
Verb
To throw something of value out of the window of a moving vehicle.
Y/N: *throws phone out of a bus*
Friend: wow, committing a cameron? imagine that.
The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.
'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'
I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag
To ignite your lightsaber backwards
Bro, don't commit an oof