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1. A political movement that distributed wealth amongst all citizens, preventing social hierarchy.
Most famously seen in the USSR, and modern China. The concept was invented by Karl Marx, and was described in his book "The Communist Manifesto".
2. A buzzword used in the 1960s by Americans, used to describe something you didn't like. Due to a collision of freedom of thought, and the tensions with the USSR in the east
1. "The communist Chinese movement, the People's Republic of China, lead by Mao Zedong defeated the Republic of China, who fled to Taiwan"
2. "That new neighbor, Susie, is so communist"
"All this fake news is communist."
"From each according to their ability; to each according to their need" as summarized by Jesus of Nazareth, Paul of Tarsus, and Karl Marx.
My Christian friends hate communists and I just don't understand it. Didn't Jesus saying that it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?
when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason
Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.
Donald trump and the entire Russian federation
Jerry: who's that new president? you know the communist
Fred:Oh Donald trump
A sick atheist who likes patatoes and starving from hunger and living in lifeless buildings of course not a socialist
Probably he likes Russian stuff
Stalin: Comrade have you ever listen red army march about Communist babes as amv of anime girls
Karl: Oohh yes yes it turned me on
an unabashed marxist/communist who flaunts the philosophy in any & every way possible
i was walking through target yesterday, & saw a group of flaming communists making fun of all the costumers who were shopping there.
A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”