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When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.
"yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!"
"what?! that lucky son of a bitch!"
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1. A new "con", or "confidence trick", intended to deceive or rob innocent people.
2. Any person who uses such tricks.
3. A digital Matrix effective at duping Neo.
A: My father used to bamboozle us all with big words. But I learnt to blind my kids with science. Now my son baffles his kids with statistics.
B: That's so last week! The neo-con blind-sides the digiterati with vitriolic tweets and a blog about success backed by his YouTube degrees.
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Short for conservative victim. A conservative who believes the world is out to get them because they are conservative/religious/republican/white.
Hey! did you see all of those con-victs at the white pride parade today?
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When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.
Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k
(x amount of time has passed)
Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*
This is a Con-Glompmerate
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con cac is the vietnamese way of saying "dick" or "cock" it usually means you are gay.
I am a "con cac."
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Dis Con (short for disorderly conduct) is, in many countries, a criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of Dis Con include:
(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.
In most cases, Dis Con is a misdemeanor, but in certain special situations, like deliberately disrupting a funeral, it can be a felony.
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Fake libertarians trying to take over the tea party movement who are, in reality, nothing more than pissed-off neo-con libertarian wannabes.
The tea-o-con Sara Palin actually asked Obama to bomb Iran.
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