Swamp Coochie

Wetness that a female gets from excessive perspiration around her reproductive organs. Wetness not of the pleasurable kind

Amber had been working all day and had developed a bad cause of swamp coochie.

Coochie Sand

It’s when you get sand in your coochie and you don’t want it their. Like that’s sum nasty shit.

Brittney: Damn, I got sum major coochie sand
Abby: Eww, go take a shower!

Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

Coochie momma

A girl that makes you go GYAT zamn, she is your queen and you must do everything for her because she’s your chip sugar mama

There goes my coochie momma

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho