Snap crap

the act of sending a snapchat of the poop you have just made to a friend in the hopes of making their morning a little brighter.

dave: I just got a snap from jim
mark: its probably a snap crap, he just left his desk 5 minutes age.
dave: (opens snap) Damn! thats a solid push, at least 8 inches!
snapchatcrap

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crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

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Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

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crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

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rap crap

1) An extreme dislike for rap music.

2) May also be abbreviated as RC

1) Joe: What is that horrible noise I hear coming from that car?

Bob: Nothin' but some rap crap man!

2) Bob: Turn down that fucking RC!

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Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

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crap rap

mediocre rap artist that samples classic rap beats and have talentless end rhyme.

Did you hear Crime Mob's crap rap? It sucks.

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