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Hicks, Hicks, and more Hicks. Country roads more like country school. Fake twats, lots of those. But still family friendly
Did you hear about bullock creek highschool, oh I mean crick
Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan
Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.
The school where all the teachers are gay as he'll. Don't go there.
Don't go to Hill Creek School.
A post-menopausal lesbian.
How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?
When you are sick in the hospital but have sex there any way
Now that I'm a member of the cripple Creek club, I get a discount for my hospital bill.
When your mate has a shit that just keeps smearing all around his ass crack like vegemite... give him the tin dog creek: you piss down his lower back and into his ass crack, allowing him to use the piss to wash his shit from around his ass crack
Ronny: Oi cuz, I can’t wipe this shit clear of my ass, gimme the tin dog creek aye?!
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide
The only high school in Wake County that is basicallyy a middle school-- but with MORE drama. Everyone talks shit about each other. There are no seniors to put the outspoken, half retarded freshmen in their place. The principal makes strict rules, we can't put up posters on the wall, and you can't kiss your boyfriend in the hall. Everyone and their mother smokes weed. Everyone hates Ms. Ray. We are a collection of underclassmen from all the high schools in this area of wake county... and anyone who is a junior now knows this this school really blows.
And WTF, why the hell is our mascot a catamount when we're PANTHER CREEK?
If you're at a party, don't tell people you go to Panther Creek High. Just lie.
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