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Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

by Someone who kinda exists May 13, 2021


Net damage

A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is

NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY

Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.

by Gregorovich August 1, 2023


Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 10, 2012


Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.

Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!

by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023


Fortnite Damage

Fortnite Damage; When you're playing any other game than Fortnite and deal 8 damage using a shotgun

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT DEAL 8 DAMAGE, WHAT IS THIS FOR FORTNITE DAMAGE - Pissed Apex Legends Player

by Skythes February 15, 2019


Damage

1. Putting a hurtin on something, like a puzzle or a plate of food.

2. Unintentionally collaborating with another to cause chaos in this world.

1. DJ: Hey BJ, want to help me solve this puzzle?
BJ: Yeah dude I got you.

BJ: *starts putting puzzle pieces in place*
BJ: *whispers* damage, damage, damage, damage, damage, damage...

2. BJ: So wait, they were together for that long?
DJ: Yeah dude, it's a classic case of bisexual boy does damage with bisexual girl and vice versa.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024


Damages!

An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.

Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.

<Watching a scene in a horror movie>

<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>

Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?

Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!

by Kannudo February 19, 2012